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#1 Post by **Kwackerz** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:52 pm

Going to our Corporals' Mess do, dressed as Ron Jeremy, the famous short fat american pornstar. Yaay me...

http://ronjeremy.com/

Which leads me on to pose a question.. You civvie types... yes you lot.. Do you do strange things at works functions, or do you mainly just sit on chairs talking bollox and drinking beer? Should I prepare myself for a lack of excitement when i finally leave the Boss's employ, or is it all still fun fun fun on the outside?
Ive got 3 years left.. do I need to grab what fun i can now, or are civvie do's equally as fun?

D-Rider · #2 Post by **D-Rider** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:02 pm

Enjoy it while you can .... can't even do that much of the beer drinking what with today's drinking and driving limits .... a pint with your curry is about as good as it gets.

snapdragon · #3 Post by **snapdragon** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:18 pm

Don't Diss Ron - he's the best

Enjoy it while you're there K - there's absolootely nowt like it on the outside. (try getting an invite to a civserv do - you'll see the difference - all watching each other for 'faults')

corporal's mess do's and all ranks do's are THE Best - or wo/sgt's mess If they have a good committee (spesh when dragon was on the cttee and i was on the wc cttee lol - that was the only time the wc got a Santa strippagram

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#4 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:11 pm

Well it was a great do, Mrs K and I spent the night watching the deviants turn up..

'Hey youre Ron Jeremy!'

'Yup.. Now explain to your chick who Ron is and how you know....'

I know because I do, ok!

I thought as much Snappy. I shall savour every moment of our Do's then!!

BikerGran · #5 Post by **BikerGran** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:01 pm

Kwackerz wrote:
You civvie types... yes you lot.. Do you do strange things at works functions?

I avoid them like the plague!

#6 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:01 pm

Are they REALLY that bad?!!

Viking · #7 Post by **Viking** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:01 am

Yes, Kwackerz, they really are that bad.

(At least all the ones I've been to have been.)

Aladinsaneuk · #8 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:10 am

even the student nurses parties are boring now a days :(

Samray · #9 Post by **Samray** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:19 am

D-Rider wrote:Enjoy it while you can .... can't even do that much of the beer drinking what with today's drinking and driving limits .... a pint with your curry is about as good as it gets.

Aladinsaneuk wrote:even the student nurses parties are boring now a days :(

Whereas Norfolk RS Do's ..........

Must be time to bounce that thread. Only 8 weeks now.

snapdragon · #10 Post by **snapdragon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:25 pm

Kwackerz wrote:Are they REALLY that bad?!!

Unless they're biker do's

8 weeks you say????

back_marker · #11 Post by **back_marker** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:02 am

Had our mess do last night, best night out in years.

The food fight began when we sat down and was brought to a halt at the end of the main course because the staff refused to come and clear the tables. To be fair it was starting to get a bit out of hand when baked potatoes became the ammo of choice.

All followed by much drinking into the night - Mrs. B_M is still in bed nursing an above average hangover (bloody weak civvy types).

Aladinsaneuk · #12 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:10 pm

whats a hangover precious?

back_marker · #13 Post by **back_marker** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:10 pm

It's the body's way of telling you it's been too long since your last beer.

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