1 Our last name stays the same.
2 The shed is ours
3 Wedding plans take care of themselves
4 Chocolate is just another snack
5 We can never be pregnant
6 We can wear a white T-shirt in the rain
7 Car mechanics will tell us the truth
8 The world is our urinal
9 We never have to drive to another petrol station because the toilet at this one is just too icky
10 We don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt
11 Same work, more pay
12 Wrinkles add character
13 Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£50
14 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
15 One mood all the time
16 Phone conversations over in 30 seconds flat
17 We know stuff about engines, plumbing, computers and Scalextric
18 A five-day vacation requires one suitcase
19 We can open all our own jars
20 We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
21 If someone forgets to invite us, he/she can still be our friend
22 Our underwear is £3.99 for a three-pack
23 Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
24 We almost never have strap problems in public
25 We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
26 Everything on our face stays its original colour
27 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
28 We only have to shave our face and neck
29 We can play with toys all our life
30 One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, for all seasons
31 We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look
32 We can "do" our nails with a penknife. Or chew them
33 We have freedom of choice about whether to grow that moustache or not
34 We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
