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Where is the hobbit

#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed May 06, 2015 6:20 am

A short person has gone missing and has not been seen either here or in the shire for a long time

Suggestions as to where he is please

Top five piss takes will be set up in a poll

Winner gets first kick at the inaugural hobbit punting contest


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#2 Post by Firestarter » Wed May 06, 2015 7:03 am

He got a job as a two-legged foot stool

In all seriousness (yes, honestly), hope he's not gone too far.
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#3 Post by slickliner6 » Wed May 06, 2015 7:24 am

Coveting his ring ?????

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we were so poor when i was growing up.Dad said "its a good job i was born a boy,at least id have something to play with" ;-)
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#4 Post by flatlander » Wed May 06, 2015 7:39 am

I heard he'd been thrown out of the shire in disgrace for trying to toss himself off in the dwarf throwing contest
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#5 Post by D-Rider » Wed May 06, 2015 8:40 am

It's term time and having blended in with all of the other Year 1 kids, he can't get out of school.
He might have escaped at home-time but the silly chap was loitering round a boarding school.


More seriously, he is still about - recently spoke to him briefly on facebook and apparently life is somewhat manic for him at present. If and when things calm down, I'm sure we'll see him peeping over the Ridersite wall ... if a suitable ladder can be found.
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#6 Post by fatboy » Wed May 06, 2015 6:40 pm

Is the manic life down to canvassing for Middle Earth ?
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