A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Feck off!" said the old lady. "I
haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door. Quick as a
flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide
open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
shit all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse shit from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder." "Well," she said, "I hope you've got
a fecking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this
morning.
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