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fatboy · #1 Post by **fatboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:55 pm

On the way home from the pub, we stopped at an Indian take away.
I asked my mate 'What are you having ?'
He said ' Im having a Chicken Tarka '
I said 'What's a Chicken Tarka ? '
He replied ' Like a Chicken Tikka but a little otter '

I took my girlfriend out for a surprise meal last night. We shared a pelican curry. Delicous, but be bill was enormous

We went to the Donkey Sanctuary last weekend. It was a bit odd,most of the donkies were at one end of the field,at the other end was one donkey on is own reading the Financial Times.
I asked the keeper 'Why is he reading a newspaper and all on his own ?'
The keeper replied 'That donkey has an IQ of 198 but no one likes a smart ass

HowardQ · #2 Post by **HowardQ** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:47 pm

D-Rider · #3 Post by **D-Rider** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:03 pm

Cathcart · #4 Post by **Cathcart** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:04 pm

No....
One must read sickipedia!pahahahaha