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Telescopic pen

#1 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:19 am

Cant remember who I mentioned it to about the telescopic pen I was carrying at the rally, Possibly Mart? It's nowt life changing but is very good.
Anyway this is the pen, although I got mine from a shop somewhere

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRUE-UTILITY- ... 3a78fe7db9

Fits easily into a wallet, underseat toolkit or anything like that and highly recommended for when youre out on the bike.
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#2 Post by D-Rider » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:45 am

Alternatively, visit your local Argos, nick a tiny pen and then drill a little hole to fit to your key ring
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#3 Post by flatlander » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:59 am

hmmnn thats a tiny pen too tiny for most hands I wuld have thought :smt017 :smt002
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#4 Post by MartDude » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:00 am

flatlander wrote:hmmnn thats a tiny pen too tiny for most hands I wuld have thought :smt017 :smt002
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#5 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:44 am

D-Rider wrote:Alternatively, visit your local Argos, nick a tiny pen and then drill a little hole to fit to your key ring
:smt002

true, however this one is less liable to stab you when you..sorry, if you, fall off and it's in your wallet.

[anti-aladinsane-comment-zone] It's not that small when it's extended.[/anti-aladinsane-comment-zone]
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#6 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:44 pm

[aladinsane-comment-zone] It's is that small even when it's extended.[/aladinsane-comment-zone]


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#7 Post by flatlander » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:18 pm

nicely batted down Mart nicely batted oh ... and Pete next time you want to correct someones grammar etc. you may want to rememeber that people who live in mud huts ... no wait that wasn't the one I was looking for :smt003
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#8 Post by D-Rider » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:04 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:
[aladinsane-comment-zone] It's is that small even when it's extended.[/aladinsane-comment-zone]
Does this raise the debate about whether the Penis mightier than the Sword ?
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#9 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:07 pm

:smt005
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#10 Post by Gio » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:08 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Aladinsaneuk wrote:
[aladinsane-comment-zone] It's is that small even when it's extended.[/aladinsane-comment-zone]
Does this raise the debate about whether the Penis mightier than the Sword ?

All depends what state its in :smt002
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#11 Post by joecrx » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:12 pm

ideal xmass present for a traffiic warden to keep his bonus up , :smt003

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#12 Post by flatlander » Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:49 pm

joecrx wrote:ideal xmass present for a traffiic warden to keep his bonus up , :smt003
what is ? A dodgy penis? :smt017
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
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