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'On Tour' Drinking Songs..
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:41 pm
by Willopotomas
Do any of you have a song/chant that accompanies a group while visiting various alcohol fueled events?
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Ours is;
We've got a reputation
for seducing little boys.
For raping old age pensioners,
and for steeling children's toys.
We're the perverts of the nation.
We're the c**nt's you'll never see.
We're a bunch of low down bastards,
and we come from COVENTRY!
COVENTRYYYYY, COVENTRYYYY etc etc
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I've not heard any others, so am wondering if it's just us.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 8:45 pm
by D-Rider
...... may I point out that this is not necessarily an accurate description of all of us who live in Coventry!
(before Mr Pink-Hat jumps to conclusions)
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:49 pm
by Kwackerz
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:05 pm
by BikerGran
In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales, and one of our refrains was
Four and twenty engines down from Inverness
When old Beeching axed them there was four and twenty less "
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:14 pm
by D-Rider
BikerGran wrote:In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales, and one of our refrains was
Four and twenty engines down from Inverness
When old Beeching axed them there was four and twenty less "
I'm more familiar with a version of that song which clearly substitutes Richard Branson's rail company for the more general "engines"
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:16 pm
by BikerGran
Thought you - and others - might be!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:22 pm
by MartDude
BikerGran wrote:In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales,
Is that the train-spotters' equivalent of being on the naughty step?
Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:37 pm
by BikerGran
Well the bignal sox was inhabited by me and five blokes - you can draw your own conclusions (they're probably more interesting than the truth)!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:07 am
by Aladinsaneuk
so, is this the real reason for the trike???
(You all thought it - and you can slap me next week Bobbi! - and don't forget the air mattress!)
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:57 am
by BikerGran