Georgie had a mishap

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Georgie had a mishap

#1 Post by flatlander » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:59 pm

And got a puncture so I'm drowning my sorrows

Thought the handling felt off lol
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#2 Post by MartDude » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:05 am

Can't have you drowning on your own so I'll have a drop of whatever's going, ta
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Re: Georgie had a mishap

#3 Post by D-Rider » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:23 am

flatlander wrote:Georgie had a mishap

And got a puncture so I'm drowning my sorrows
Georgie, eh? :smt017
Arnold Rimmer called his inflatable friend Rachel
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#4 Post by flatlander » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:22 am

Funny how that came to mind ? :smt002
Not sure if I should go with indignance on behalf of georgie or the possibly happier memory of a gay girl called Rachel u once knew either way it's a nice name
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#5 Post by randomsquid » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:28 pm

I'll have a cup of tea, ta.
I had a puncture on the kwak about a month ago.
I pulled a bit of 3mm x 6mm bar out of the tyre and all the air fell out. :smt009
Just after I was walking past holding one of those not for road use tyre plugging kits, I tripped, and bugger me if one of the plugs didn't get shoved in the hole....
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#6 Post by Falcorob » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:39 pm

Ooooooh. More free beer.

Should I phone work now and leave a message or wait 'til morning and get shouty at the w*nkers? :smt002

Or should I abstain?

Decisions, decisions. :smt002
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#7 Post by flatlander » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:25 pm

Nope that wasn't the puncture faulty valve salt corroded it well don't think they use salt hereabouts ot used to be a highly corrosive by product of the salt making process. Oh well keeps the broken gearbox on theaudi and the broken toes on the steerer in perspective and I need a new sprocket and chain bugger
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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