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#1 Post by randomsquid » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:47 pm

My sister, wonderful girl, took pity on me and brought round a bottle of scotch and some chocs. Don't know why she thought I needed sweets?

Anyway, drinks are on me.
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#2 Post by Samray » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:58 pm

Cheers squid. :smt003
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#3 Post by flatlander » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:26 pm

I'll have the chocs
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#4 Post by MartDude » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:48 pm

As it's late, I'll have a quick nightcap - grappa, please.

Which is worse - the sudden shock of the bogey-splattered visor, or the constant misery of the neck warmer/face tube soaked in the effluvium of a dripping nose on a chilly day?
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#5 Post by D-Rider » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:49 pm

I know it's traditional to open the bar for a hole in one ..... it seems we're doing the same for a bogie ......


A nice coffee for me please

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#6 Post by randomsquid » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:03 am

flatlander wrote:I'll have the chocs
Seem to have gone. Poltergeist activity?
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#7 Post by randomsquid » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:12 am

MartDude wrote:
Which is worse - the sudden shock of the bogey-splattered visor, or the constant misery of the neck warmer/face tube soaked in the effluvium of a dripping nose on a chilly day?
The dripping. The house looks like it has been invaded by killer slugs...
I also passed out in the cat's chair but I seem to have woke up with all 17 digits so she must have been in a good mood.
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#8 Post by randomsquid » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:14 am

D-Rider wrote:I know it's traditional to open the bar for a hole in one ..... it seems we're doing the same for a bogie ......
That was terrible :smt002
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