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Welcome feebies

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:19 am
by flatlander
:smt006
Just a quick note to say Hi just joined the site just acquired a Falco wish I had found the site first though and about a month ago would have been great ... have looked through the ads so that would explain why :smt005

well I'll shoot off now but all freebies welcome be it advice or goodies ;)

Oh and for the last 10 years been on Bandits and I may tell you later how I ended up with a Falco it was an accident honest

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:35 am
by D-Rider
Hi and Welcome

Shame I've dropped in the bar this morning - better have a large coffee.

Can I come back later for a beer :smt003

swap?

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:49 am
by flatlander
Hi right now I would gladly swap a beer for a coffee but a big strong posh coffee :)
Right I am going to go for a nosey round now that I have done the honourable thing
BTW many years on Bandit's after a disaster of a Triumph so a period of getting used to the Falco may be required

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:58 am
by Samray
Welcome aboard flatlander. :smt001

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:11 am
by Aladinsaneuk
Welcome - I am on annual leave so large whiskey please

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:21 pm
by randomsquid
Hello - freebie follows.

Don't eat the yellow snow. You're welcome.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:32 pm
by Willopotomas
Damit Squid yer beat me it it :smt003

Welcom to the asylum. Hope you've got a good credit rating. :smt006

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:43 pm
by randomsquid
Willopotomas wrote:Damit Squid yer beat me it it :smt003
:smt002

Here's one from my old gran.

Never trust a man without a beard. He's pretending not to have anything to hide.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:16 pm
by BikerGran
randomsquid wrote:
Willopotomas wrote: Here's one from my old gran.

Never trust a man without a beard. He's pretending not to have anything to hide.
Since my old mum told me never to trust a man with a beard, the logical conclusion is that I've been quite right all these years!


Welcome FL - even if you are male! :smt006

tahnks all

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:44 am
by flatlander
but I believe its a moustache beards are ok because they are a choice a moustache is an accident or something to hide think how many snalke oil salesmaen have a moustache

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:50 am
by Samray
Are you in the market for some top grade snake oil flatliner? :smt020

no yes maybe

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:04 am
by flatlander
Samray wrote:Are you in the market for some top grade snake oil flatliner? :smt020
you trying to kill me off then even I occasionally show some sign of life :smt003

Snake oil no but someone to do all the stuff I have styudiously ignored all these years and am now baffled by yes

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:01 pm
by D-Rider
Surely a lack of facial hair is just an attempt to look like a woman .... other than a bearded lady of course ...........

I think it is the lack of ability

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:10 pm
by flatlander
to grow facial hair that puts you in that category anything else after a certain age is just kidding yourself ... unless its a moustache I know a few girls who have those :smt003

and I was also referring to being flatlined as opposed to the flatlands I currently inhabit

Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:03 pm
by DavShill
Welsome flatlander - enjoy the ride.