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Aladinsaneuk's MOT

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:57 pm
by D-Rider
Pete has just texted to say his bike is currently being MOT'd

As I see it, whatever happens we need to run up a tab for him in the bar:
  • - to celebrate if it passes
    - to commiserate if the MOT tester happens not to be a blind, deaf half-whit and gives it its just deserts in a failure certificate

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:36 pm
by Kwackerz
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 JD and coke please. conmisserations...

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:06 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Well... I spent a few days putting assorted legal things back on the bike .... Baffles in etc


So got given a ticket and took off home...


Three miles later there was a neenaa neenaa sound and I was pulled over.

Pausing only to pop another doughnut into his snout porcus mobilius wandered over and started the chat....

This your vehicle sir?

Yes, I replied

Are you aware there is no valid mot on it....

Really officer?

And those exhausts sound a little too loud.....


According to our records the mot expired three weeks ago

He was grinning

I could see his hand hovering by his little ticket book.

Where have you been sir - well I replied.... I have been to a garage....

And they gave me this officer

I smiled as I passed him my valid mot slip




Life can be good sometimes ;)


Drinks are on me

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:12 pm
by D-Rider
Woo Hoo ..... so you've laid on a hog-roast :smt005


(let's hope it doesn't have the same effects as the one at Club Aprilia Day was thought to have started)


Does emphasise what a "police-state" this country has become - you can't fart without them knowing about it ... unless you farted in the last half-hour and their records haven't yet caught up.
George Orwell didn't know the half of it :smt009

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:14 pm
by Kwackerz
:smt003 :smt003 It's nice to win sometimes!!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:16 pm
by Falken
:smt001
Like it, well done Pete.

Old Peculiar please.

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:18 pm
by Willopotomas
hahaha good to hear firstly that she passed (well done that bike!) and secondly that you put little fat piggy person in it's place.. So, all in all, a pretty decent day! :smt003

Mines a pint of Golden Champion.. Ta.. :smt006

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:21 pm
by Samray
To quote blenks "Priceless!!!!"

Usual ta. :smt003

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:56 pm
by BikerGran
Just discovered my car MOT runs out today - I jave to go to work in it Weds at . . . . . . .













. . . . .police HQ!

Eeeek!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:01 pm
by MartDude
Oh, how sublime!

For such a special occasion - pint of Staropramen & a JD chaser

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:33 pm
by mangocrazy
Getting one over plod is always worth celebrating

A pint of Chateauneuf du Pape and a plate of olives, please...

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:29 pm
by HowardQ
You'll be telling that story for years, :smt003
have one on me Pete!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:51 pm
by Kwackerz
BikerGran wrote:Just discovered my car MOT runs out today - I jave to go to work in it Weds at . . . . . . .













. . . . .police HQ!

Eeeek!

Doesnt Police HQ have an MOT facility...? Im sure ours does..

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:48 pm
by Falcopops
Sweeeeeet

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:49 pm
by Falcopops
Oh and a hot toddy please, I'm fecking freezing, bloody office heating is screwed :smt013