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#1 Post by fatboy » Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:59 pm

To you all you little spanner monkies :smt003
I hope your gods look favorably on you in 2019 and may it never rain whilst you are thrashing the beast !
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#2 Post by flatlander » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:03 pm

Happt new year all feom the real tgreat to european hegemony
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:22 am

..... a bit late to the party ..... but ..... Happy New Year !
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#4 Post by fatboy » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:11 pm

Ha ! It did not rain so the beast was thrashed :smt004
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#5 Post by D-Rider » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:18 pm

fatboy wrote:Ha ! It did not rain so the beast was thrashed :smt004
Well that's quite an euphemism to unravell ..... :smt005 :smt018 :smt005
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#6 Post by fatboy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:23 pm

To subdue those overactive minds.....
The weather was good, the bike was wheeled out of the shed and a bloody good ride was had until I got too cold .
No actual beasts were thrashed,spanked or violated in any way that some may imagine.
However , when it comes to murdering noisy children .......
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#7 Post by mangocrazy » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:44 pm

Was this the orange beast or the black one, Paul? :smt003

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#8 Post by fatboy » Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:36 pm

Well Graham, the beast is orange and black !
The other beast is silver (or mercury) and has had about 90% of the remedial work done after the clutch meltdown incident, just need to fit a new clutch slave cylinder and change the oil and the mighty Falc will be shattering eardrums again !
Busy time of year for me as you lot generate a "Fuck Tonne " of recycling about now, all work and no play thru Jan.
The bloody cat got himself thugged by a bigger cat, vets bills and more shit to deal with .....
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#9 Post by mangocrazy » Sat Jan 05, 2019 4:49 pm

Ah - I had it in my head that your Falco was a black one. Glad to hear the Falc is on the road to recovery, and best wishes for your poorly cat - that must have been a proper thugging. Most times it just seems to be handbags at dawn in our 'hood (or perhaps that just indicates that Sheffield cats are wimps...)

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#10 Post by fatboy » Sat Jan 05, 2019 7:35 pm

Graham, I wish my cat had more sense and would learn from mistakes , you step-in to the wrong hood...you get beat up :smt009
As the vet explained today, a cats bite is as deadly as a snake bite, a cats mouth is more toxic than a toilet, tiny little fangs injecting tons of bacteria via tiny little wounds that heal quickly sealing in all that toxic shit...
The result is fucking gruesome...
Anyway,looking forward to the sun shining and researching bits for both bikes, more fun on the horizon :smt003
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