Happy New Year
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Happy New Year
To you all you little spanner monkies
I hope your gods look favorably on you in 2019 and may it never rain whilst you are thrashing the beast !
I hope your gods look favorably on you in 2019 and may it never rain whilst you are thrashing the beast !
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
- flatlander
- Eprom Test Pilot (Stig)
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Happt new year all feom the real tgreat to european hegemony
Catalònia
Catalònia
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
To subdue those overactive minds.....
The weather was good, the bike was wheeled out of the shed and a bloody good ride was had until I got too cold .
No actual beasts were thrashed,spanked or violated in any way that some may imagine.
However , when it comes to murdering noisy children .......
The weather was good, the bike was wheeled out of the shed and a bloody good ride was had until I got too cold .
No actual beasts were thrashed,spanked or violated in any way that some may imagine.
However , when it comes to murdering noisy children .......
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
- mangocrazy
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- Location: Sheffield, UK
Well Graham, the beast is orange and black !
The other beast is silver (or mercury) and has had about 90% of the remedial work done after the clutch meltdown incident, just need to fit a new clutch slave cylinder and change the oil and the mighty Falc will be shattering eardrums again !
Busy time of year for me as you lot generate a "Fuck Tonne " of recycling about now, all work and no play thru Jan.
The bloody cat got himself thugged by a bigger cat, vets bills and more shit to deal with .....
The sun will shine soon
The other beast is silver (or mercury) and has had about 90% of the remedial work done after the clutch meltdown incident, just need to fit a new clutch slave cylinder and change the oil and the mighty Falc will be shattering eardrums again !
Busy time of year for me as you lot generate a "Fuck Tonne " of recycling about now, all work and no play thru Jan.
The bloody cat got himself thugged by a bigger cat, vets bills and more shit to deal with .....
The sun will shine soon
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
- mangocrazy
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- Location: Sheffield, UK
Ah - I had it in my head that your Falco was a black one. Glad to hear the Falc is on the road to recovery, and best wishes for your poorly cat - that must have been a proper thugging. Most times it just seems to be handbags at dawn in our 'hood (or perhaps that just indicates that Sheffield cats are wimps...)
Graham, I wish my cat had more sense and would learn from mistakes , you step-in to the wrong hood...you get beat up
As the vet explained today, a cats bite is as deadly as a snake bite, a cats mouth is more toxic than a toilet, tiny little fangs injecting tons of bacteria via tiny little wounds that heal quickly sealing in all that toxic shit...
The result is fucking gruesome...
Anyway,looking forward to the sun shining and researching bits for both bikes, more fun on the horizon
As the vet explained today, a cats bite is as deadly as a snake bite, a cats mouth is more toxic than a toilet, tiny little fangs injecting tons of bacteria via tiny little wounds that heal quickly sealing in all that toxic shit...
The result is fucking gruesome...
Anyway,looking forward to the sun shining and researching bits for both bikes, more fun on the horizon
Cleverly disguised as an adult !