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Bars open

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:54 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
I took over my current nursing home on 10th February

CQC came in today

Appears that we are fully compliant

Am that pleased am offering Hanna rumpy pumpy and you lot a drink

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:02 pm
by fatboy
Thanks, but please dont confuse the two !

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:26 pm
by slickliner6
i think she might settle for the drink !!!!!

:smt003


(well at least give her the chance of a drink)lol

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm
by randomsquid
I'll just have the drink thanks.

Besides riding a bike makes men and women unfertile.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... perm-count

And video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:43 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Glad you have confirmed the reduced chance of breeding

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:48 pm
by kff30
randomsquid wrote:I'll just have the drink thanks.

Besides riding a bike makes men and women unfertile.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... perm-count

And video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE
just showed my wife the video, she said "i might aswell not worry about the first article as if what happens in the video happend to her i wouldnt be getting any way" lol

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:27 pm
by blinkey501
randomsquid wrote:I'll just have the drink thanks.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE
Fuck!!!!!!! :smt104

Re: Bars open

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:28 pm
by blinkey501
Aladinsaneuk wrote:I took over my current nursing home on 10th February

CQC came in today

Appears that we are fully compliant

Am that pleased am offering Hanna rumpy pumpy and you lot a drink
Nice one pete glad your new home passed with flying colours :smt003

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:31 pm
by Kwackerz
Well if nobody else is having a beer.. I'll have a pint of BOMBARDIER BURNING GOLD!

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HUZAAH!

Your good 'elf.. and for feks sakes be careful with that young filly.. youre not as young as you think you are old man..

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:39 am
by BikerGran
Well done Pete!

Bit early for beer, put one behind the bar for me for later? Pint of Doom Bar please!

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:27 pm
by fatboy
Sorry, should have said yesterday, congrats on yet another CQC pass !

and



Sorry Sir, We have run out of Burning Gold, but I can reccomend Flaming Filter instead

Re: Bars open

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:51 pm
by flatlander
Aladinsaneuk wrote:I am offering you lot rumpy pumpy and a drink
They say you get confused with age oh by the way... like elvis your pumpy has left the building

:smt003

actually it left yesterday I just forgot to tell you

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:08 pm
by DavShill
Well done Pete - I know how stressful and demanding these things can be. Cheers to that.