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#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:54 pm

I took over my current nursing home on 10th February

CQC came in today

Appears that we are fully compliant

Am that pleased am offering Hanna rumpy pumpy and you lot a drink


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...

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#2 Post by fatboy » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:02 pm

Thanks, but please dont confuse the two !
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#3 Post by slickliner6 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:26 pm

i think she might settle for the drink !!!!!

:smt003


(well at least give her the chance of a drink)lol
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#4 Post by randomsquid » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm

I'll just have the drink thanks.

Besides riding a bike makes men and women unfertile.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... perm-count

And video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE
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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:43 pm

Glad you have confirmed the reduced chance of breeding


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...

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#6 Post by kff30 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:48 pm

randomsquid wrote:I'll just have the drink thanks.

Besides riding a bike makes men and women unfertile.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... perm-count

And video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE
just showed my wife the video, she said "i might aswell not worry about the first article as if what happens in the video happend to her i wouldnt be getting any way" lol
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#7 Post by blinkey501 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:27 pm

randomsquid wrote:I'll just have the drink thanks.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_edukfngE
Fuck!!!!!!! :smt104
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#8 Post by blinkey501 » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:28 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:I took over my current nursing home on 10th February

CQC came in today

Appears that we are fully compliant

Am that pleased am offering Hanna rumpy pumpy and you lot a drink
Nice one pete glad your new home passed with flying colours :smt003
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#9 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:31 pm

Well if nobody else is having a beer.. I'll have a pint of BOMBARDIER BURNING GOLD!

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#10 Post by BikerGran » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:39 am

Well done Pete!

Bit early for beer, put one behind the bar for me for later? Pint of Doom Bar please!

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#11 Post by fatboy » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:27 pm

Sorry, should have said yesterday, congrats on yet another CQC pass !

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Sorry Sir, We have run out of Burning Gold, but I can reccomend Flaming Filter instead
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#12 Post by flatlander » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:51 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:I am offering you lot rumpy pumpy and a drink
They say you get confused with age oh by the way... like elvis your pumpy has left the building

:smt003

actually it left yesterday I just forgot to tell you
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#13 Post by DavShill » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:08 pm

Well done Pete - I know how stressful and demanding these things can be. Cheers to that.
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