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Evenin' all
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:07 pm
by GinMonster
Greetings and salutations one and all. There's a big wad of cash behind the bar........what y'all having?

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:26 pm
by D-Rider
Hi and welcome
I'll just grab a load of that big wad of cash .... might have a beer too

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:27 pm
by GinMonster
Salted nuts sir?
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:31 pm
by D-Rider
GinMonster wrote:Salted nuts sir?
Lol - far preferable than crushed nuts!
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:23 pm
by flatlander
D-Rider wrote:GinMonster wrote:Salted nuts sir?
Lol - far preferable than crushed nuts!
I thought it was just laryngitis sorry to hear it was more serious I'd better have an alcohol free Cobra to get over the shock
actually I may have something a bit stronger as i may be in with a chance of replacing the money I shouldn't have spent soon and maybe before I get found out

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:05 pm
by MartDude
Hello, welcome, & ta very much, I'll have a grappa & espresso - the bourgeois vodka & Red Bull
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:14 am
by slickliner6
twat for me please.
and none of your salted nuts,,,,ooohhhh nnnnoooooo.
Packet of porkies over 'ere.

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:27 am
by Aladinsaneuk
I have a theory about circumcision, pork scratchings and jews not eating pork but....
Spitfire please
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:40 am
by joecrx
iv a hanggover , hair of the dog for me

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:18 am
by Dalemac
I'll try one of those pint's of twat thanks.
Oh, and welcome :D
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:16 pm
by fatboy
Hi, Im drowning my sorrows, a pallet of Stella please !
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:02 pm
by blinkey501
Welcome ginmonster

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:14 pm
by falcomunky
How do n welcome aboard mate. Pint o Jura Ta!

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:38 pm
by beyond
Welcome. Single malt please
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:15 pm
by GinMonster
Aladinsaneuk wrote:I have a theory about circumcision, pork scratchings and jews not eating pork but....
I heard they'd done a deal with a chewing gum factory....