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Re: GOOD NEWS !!!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:49 pm
by D-Rider
When you are talking about
flatlander wrote:...... piles so far up his arse that the doctors finger couldn't touch them!!!
.... and you go on to suggest it's
flatlander wrote:
..... time for a drop of the brown stuff???
I'm not sure whether I should risk asking whether we're breaking out the beer mugs or BG's sturdy cardboard camping accessory?
Anyway, all sounds like good news (provided I've got the right message from this!)
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:45 pm
by HisNibbs
Too much detail. If your tempted to have a beer, have one.
update
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:49 pm
by flatlander
its dead I tell you its dead yes the year ends much as it began with a crash bang wallop
the insurance guy gave me the estimate for the repairs today at 7.5k so the black one bites the dust as a cat B didn't even look that bad but it was that or a cat C and he was trying to be nice so ....
anyway after the accident and the broken bones and the falling down stairs and more broken bones and the falling over the TV that the joiner left behind the door and the being run over getting off the train by a twat on a push-bike cycling onto the train and the next idiot running down an empty platform to catch a train that had already left and only succeeding in catching my arm and then being on the train that ran someone over I have decided that it is either beer or change my name to Jonah!
so beer it is then RIP Alf for the short time I had you ... you were a bastard but I liked you even though you were base coat coloured ... I guess you couldn't live with that any more
somewhere there is a big fatboy with my name on it and I don't mean Squid!.. or Pete for that matter
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:55 pm
by D-Rider
Yeah - let's have a drink! - think we'd better buy them for you .... but please don't get so pissed that you fall over again and just add to the list!
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:20 pm
by blinkey501
At least you are relatively in one piece and thats all that matters geoff
Fook the bike
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:28 pm
by flatlander
aye still smiling it has been a year to remember and the crazy thing is being here to moan is way better than the other options ;) now where did I put my sticks
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:50 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
i can arrange a catheter for you for xmas???
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:57 pm
by randomsquid
Aladinsaneuk wrote:i can arrange a catheter for you for xmas???
And I could jury rig an insertion device, accurate to a few inches give or take a foot.
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:40 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
sounds like a plan quentin