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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:15 pm
by Fausto
Nor am I.

In fact I am blocking this thread now....... :smt012

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:10 pm
by Samray
You know it's Jan in Melbourne when:

- Hot water comes out of both taps.

- You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.

- The trees are whistling for the dogs.

- You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.

- The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

- You burn your hand opening the car door.

- The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.

- You can make instant sun tea.

- Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.

- Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

- When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.

- Potatoes cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.

- You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

- You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:31 pm
by Viking
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Too damned true, Samray!

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:08 pm
by Samray
Ever hit a pheasant or a pigeon Dale?
Raise yer sights.
Emu
Skippy

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:16 pm
by FlyingKiwi
yup, you don't wanna be riding around dusk. Thats when the Roos come out.
They like to hang around the side of the road to get the fresh grass and the water that has run off the road.
And don't forget the Wombats and if you fancy crossing the Nullabor watch out for the Camels too :smt103
The snakes aren't so much of a problem. just like a small speedbump stretched across the road. :smt016