I am really tempted to have a beer

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flatlander · #31 Post by **flatlander** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:26 pm

Even when the darkest clouds are in the sky
You mustn't sigh
You mustn't cry
.....

flatlander · #32 Post by **flatlander** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:01 pm

So the year continues. Day started ok really booked in at Griffs for some service work. Would have worn my nice new akito waterproof gloves but they arrived faulty so have had to send them back. Would have worn my new second hand oversized boots but they haven't arrived. So having spotted the likely chance of rain I did the next best thing and strapped some sponges to my hands. I even took some spare sponges for the way back. Hmmm the joys of stretched stitching and porous gloves.

Just as well I had the sponges on as I managed to soak up most of the standing water I hit that made my arse bite chunks out of the seat!

Anyway get to Griffs nice morning good breakfast nice licorice all sorts can of monster brews Pepsi. All good work going well
Speaking of work they rang whilst I was thee to tell me I was shit at getting in touch this on my day off then the insurance solicitor rang to tell me that if I wanted to put a part 36 offer to the other side it had to be lower and it should be less than 2k. I asked him what the Ogden tables said he grunted muttered about case law and said if your not prepared to take our advice ... I replies I am but just not bad advice
Speaking of accidents after all the work settled up headed home and had one ... An accident that is at the same roundabout as where the polish git drive into the wife's fiat a couple of months ago.

Managed to avoid the women's first attempt to take me out but she got me on the second go. I managed in true Ogri butch heroic Jet Li style to fend off the car with my boot and push myself away. I didn't at all just do the first thing that seemed like a good idea no it was smartly calculated. So after I finished Kung fu running down the side of her car u managed to come to a stop. Bike then pissed itself as I popped over to see if she was ok upon which she admits she hasn't sen me so it must be my fault. Ashamedly I have to admit I saw my arse at this point and continued to do so for a good 15 minute rant. I then apologised for my colourful use of language and said fix my bike and it'll be ok sorry for shouting and swearing Got home and now the wife is giving me the hump because she's worried about me going out on the bike whic h I have just noticed is seeping oil from the too of the forks which were serviced today...

Anyone for anothe beer
Cheers
Jonah

slickliner6 · #33 Post by **slickliner6** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:19 pm

flatlander wrote:So the year continues. Day started ok really booked in at Griffs for some service work. Would have worn my nice new akito waterproof gloves but they arrived faulty so have had to send them back. Would have worn my new second hand oversized boots but they haven't arrived. So having spotted the likely chance of rain I did the next best thing and strapped some sponges to my hands. I even took some spare sponges for the way back. Hmmm the joys of stretched stitching and porous gloves.

Just as well I had the sponges on as I managed to soak up most of the standing water I hit that made my arse bite chunks out of the seat!

Anyway get to Griffs nice morning good breakfast nice licorice all sorts can of monster brews Pepsi. All good work going well
Speaking of work they rang whilst I was thee to tell me I was shit at getting in touch this on my day off then the insurance solicitor rang to tell me that if I wanted to put a part 36 offer to the other side it had to be lower and it should be less than 2k. I asked him what the Ogden tables said he grunted muttered about case law and said if your not prepared to take our advice ... I replies I am but just not bad advice
Speaking of accidents after all the work settled up headed home and had one ... An accident that is at the same roundabout as where the polish git drive into the wife's fiat a couple of months ago.

Managed to avoid the women's first attempt to take me out but she got me on the second go. I managed in true Ogri butch heroic Jet Li style to fend off the car with my boot and push myself away. I didn't at all just do the first thing that seemed like a good idea no it was smartly calculated. So after I finished Kung fu running down the side of her car u managed to come to a stop. Bike then pissed itself as I popped over to see if she was ok upon which she admits she hasn't sen me so it must be my fault. Ashamedly I have to admit I saw my arse at this point and continued to do so for a good 15 minute rant. I then apologised for my colourful use of language and said fix my bike and it'll be ok sorry for shouting and swearing Got home and now the wife is giving me the hump because she's worried about me going out on the bike whic h I have just noticed is seeping oil from the too of the forks which were serviced today...

Anyone for anothe beer
Cheers
Jonah

oh bugger.

but heyho mines a stella cheers.

Aladinsaneuk · #34 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:37 pm

arse

beer please

BikerGran · #35 Post by **BikerGran** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:21 pm

Good grief!

Doom Bar please...............

MartDude · #36 Post by **MartDude** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:49 pm

Time to crack this, I think

Viking · #37 Post by **Viking** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:15 am

flatlander wrote:upon which she admits she hasn't sen me

Take her to the cleaners. Get every single penny you can out of the blind bitch.

Now go and have a drink - you need it!

randomsquid · #38 Post by **randomsquid** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:56 am

Umm, bugger.

Willopotomas · #39 Post by **Willopotomas** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:43 pm

And I thought I was having a shit week. Thanks for making my shit week not as bad as your shit week.. For this, I shall buy you a beer..

flatlander · #40 Post by **flatlander** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:10 pm

This is like my diary now so the pug needs some work doing finally found out what the oil leak was ... Turbo lube pipe so booked in at local garage to get it sorted ... That was before the better half drove it into a hedge this morning ... This was after having reversed the hire car she had when her car was written off into the front of it .... Any way I digress

So to complete a perfect car day we took it to the garage to get the oil leak fixed and got told it should be an hour but in your case there's a problem and it will be at least half a day possibly more as the stem where the pipe connects is spinning so need to get to that

Fan fookintastic
Need a beer me surely not oh yeah and forgot I've fucked me knees up again and am struggling to walk I just have pieces of decaying splintering wood being attacked by biting termites where my knees used to be drink fek drink

Bollocks

Aladinsaneuk · #41 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:25 pm

:(

pint of bollocks then please

flatlander · #42 Post by **flatlander** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:27 pm

Apparently the grating noise from where my right knee was peaks at about 100 DB

Still apparently it's a good year for the roses :)

Willopotomas · #43 Post by **Willopotomas** » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:08 pm

flatlander wrote:Still apparently it's a good year for the roses :)

Always look on the bright side.

flatlander · #44 Post by **flatlander** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:49 pm

FOR A CHANGE i THOUGHT iD OFFER UP SOME GOOD NEWS !!!

My dad has piles so far up his arse that the doctors finger couldn't touch them!!!

the good news being that the cancer unoit have confirmed they found them and bar the camera test it looks like his bowels will continue unabated a while yet as will he so scare 1 stage cancelled

time for a drop of the brown stuff???

personally Ill be having a nice glass of white milk and some fibre

BikerGran · #45 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:46 pm

That's REALLY good news!