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#16 Post by BikerGran » Thu May 17, 2012 11:34 pm

Are you sure about that?
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#17 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri May 18, 2012 5:07 am

nope, but it is what I would do


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#18 Post by flatlander » Fri May 18, 2012 7:18 am

I'm with him on that one ... One thing my dad does if stopped he plays on the pity for his advancing years gets h off loads of stuff even has a pair of specs to balance on the end of his nose to complete the look
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#19 Post by Falcorob » Fri May 18, 2012 6:27 pm

flatlander wrote:I'm with him on that one ... One thing my dad does if stopped he plays on the pity for his advancing years gets h off loads of stuff even has a pair of specs to balance on the end of his nose to complete the look
I do that too. :smt002

Oh hang on. :smt012
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#20 Post by fatboy » Fri May 18, 2012 6:30 pm

Flatlander, ignore what DR said you can virtually smoke in here cos he's in the virtual bike shed in his pink hat, hoping to catch some unsuspecting.....
Anyway it is OFFICIALLY BEER OCLOCK and the management of this virtual dodgy sidestreet establishment allows for people under certian circumstances to smoke fags including extra length aromatic Dutch and Morrocan ones
I'll get you a cold one :smt003
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#21 Post by D-Rider » Fri May 18, 2012 7:09 pm

fatboy wrote:Flatlander, ignore what DR said you can virtually smoke in here cos he's in the virtual bike shed in his pink hat, hoping to catch some unsuspecting.....
Anyway it is OFFICIALLY BEER OCLOCK and the management of this virtual dodgy sidestreet establishment allows for people under certian circumstances to smoke fags including extra length aromatic Dutch and Morrocan ones
I'll get you a cold one :smt003
Oy it's Nursie that has the hat of pinkness!

and we do have a virtual smoking ban in our virtual bar - if we didn't, nobody would have gone to all of the bother of building the virtual smoking shelter.

As the ARP warden would have told you "put that light out" (virtually).
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#22 Post by MartDude » Fri May 18, 2012 10:30 pm

Well, Sam said we could, so that's good enough for me.

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#23 Post by flatlander » Fri May 18, 2012 10:40 pm

D-Rider wrote:
fatboy wrote:Flatlander, ignore what DR said you can virtually smoke in here cos he's in the virtual bike shed in his pink hat, hoping to catch some unsuspecting.....
Anyway it is OFFICIALLY BEER OCLOCK and the management of this virtual dodgy sidestreet establishment allows for people under certian circumstances to smoke fags including extra length aromatic Dutch and Morrocan ones
I'll get you a cold one :smt003
Oy it's Nursie that has the hat of pinkness!

and we do not have a virtual smoking ban in our virtual bar - if we did, nobody would have gone to all of the bother of building the virtual smoking shelter.

As the non smoking warden would have told you "get that shite out" (virtually).
I think you misunderstood that was for those that bwished to shelter from the smoke not smokers that wished to shelter :smt017 :smt018
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#24 Post by Samray » Fri May 18, 2012 10:44 pm

flatlander wrote:
I think you misunderstood that was for those that bwished to shelter from the smoke not smokers that wished to shelter :smt017 :smt018
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#25 Post by MartDude » Fri May 18, 2012 10:49 pm

Samray wrote:
flatlander wrote:
I think you misunderstood that was for those that bwished to shelter from the smoke not smokers that wished to shelter :smt017 :smt018
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#26 Post by fatboy » Sat May 19, 2012 6:55 pm

Im confused
Im smoking in the rain
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#27 Post by flatlander » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:13 am

And so it continues ... The wife has just reversed the hire car / courtesy car she has since the Polish guy wrote off the Fiat into the 406 coupe I bought for myself DOH ! so how do we think I am going to celebrate? At least it wasn't the bike !
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#28 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:47 am

A new wife is expensive

Some glasses may help her....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...

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#29 Post by flatlander » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:42 am

He one Ove got ain't cheap ;)
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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#30 Post by MartDude » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:05 pm

We've already got Noah on here; looks like we've gained Job as well.

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