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#16 Post by fatboy » Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:40 pm

Your sacrifice is appreciated, you fat bugger :smt002
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#17 Post by flatlander » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:34 pm

I've just had a finger of fudge make of that what you will
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#18 Post by flatlander » Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:34 pm

And I've just found a curly wurly
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#19 Post by Gio » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:27 pm

I found a prehistoric wagon wheel in our freezer, its 3 times the size of the modern one lol
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#20 Post by flatlander » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:53 pm

We have a local shop that sells snow balls for 10p I might just treat myself
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#21 Post by Gio » Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:09 pm

flatlander wrote:We have a local shop that sells snow balls for 10p I might just treat myself
They're free if it snows! :smt003
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#22 Post by flatlander » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:03 am

They also have a tendency to be yellow
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#23 Post by Gio » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:53 pm

flatlander wrote:They also have a tendency to be yellow
Only if you wee on it first :smt003
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#24 Post by spiderwheels » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:42 am

Sorry you chaps had a sh*t week. I'll raise a glass to better time ahead!
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#25 Post by fatboy » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:02 pm

If you thought we had a shit week, I caught up with a workmate today, he has been nursing his father, dying and suffering from dementia.
Which ever local authority has failed to sort out pallative care for the old man, his wife is of a similar age so it is not possible for her to provide the 24hr care he now needs, L has been doing it all,trying to placate his mother as well,telling her not to worry as she thinks she is making too many demands on her son.
I could have easily cried when he told me his dad has not eaten for over 20 days,instantly vomits any fluids,trying to piss and crap what is not there, he said he wished he could put a pillow over his dad's face to end the torment they all suffer.
The whole family have been let down in a big bad way.
Stay strong mate,wish we could do a bit more than pick up the pieces
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