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- flatlander
- Eprom Test Pilot (Stig)
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My problem has always been I have to tske my hand off tge levers to count the fingers with those on the other
Easier if you are from Norfolk and already have 6 fingers on each hand
Easier if you are from Norfolk and already have 6 fingers on each hand
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
Me.fatboy wrote:A gear indicator ?
You can't be worse at counting than me. Or Flatlander .
Falco has six gears so I can count each gearshift on one hand
I've had 2 bikes with gear indicators never again just so irritating.

I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"
- katie1
- Clubman Racer
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Thanks for the welcomeBikerGran wrote:You don't need to know WHICH gear you're in, just that it's the right one!
Welcome to the madhouse!
Trouble is, I very rarely know what year I'm in , let alone what gear!

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
The same applies when you are stupid.
- katie1
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Nearly threw my Firestorm over the side of a mountain hairpin because I thought I was in 3rd and changed down to '2nd'. Unfortunately, I was already in 2nd and had very little time to consider what the advantages of a slipper clutch might be before skidding to a very scary stop!BikerGran wrote:If people aren't sure it's usually too high.
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid.
The same applies when you are stupid.
I dont need to do that, my knuckles are so large I can see all six of em through my gloves.flatlander wrote:My problem has always been I have to tske my hand off tge levers to count the fingers with those on the other
Easier if you are from Norfolk and already have 6 fingers on each hand
One of the fringe benefits of your knuckles dragging on the ground when your Falco wont start....
But I hear we are soon to get electricity in Somerset so I will be able to charge my battery and shave my palms,soles of my feet and tops of my ears

PS
Only six fingers on one hand ? You guys picked the short straw !
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
- Aladinsaneuk
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Hi Katie1 and welcome ... I've not had a chance to get on the forum in ages so I've probably missed welcoming a few!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjVI47p160
So Fatboy - a Gear Indicator .... guess that's when your riding gear shows where you plan to go .... like this:fatboy wrote:A gear indicator ?
You can't be worse at counting than me. Or Flatlander .
Falco has six gears so I can count each gearshift on one hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjVI47p160
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
Your wit has been missed but I fear not as you are back on form !D-Rider wrote:Hi Katie1 and welcome ... I've not had a chance to get on the forum in ages so I've probably missed welcoming a few!
So Fatboy - a Gear Indicator .... guess that's when your riding gear shows where you plan to go .... like this:fatboy wrote:A gear indicator ?
You can't be worse at counting than me. Or Flatlander .
Falco has six gears so I can count each gearshift on one hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjVI47p160
Cleverly disguised as an adult !