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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:08 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
Today's chestnut
Cannot find something so:
"did I put it somewhere intelligent?"
A long time later......
So that will be a no then....
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:20 pm
by BikerGran
Know what Pete?
I'm surprised you're not homeless.
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:22 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
As I can lick my eyebrows clean..... C
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:31 pm
by Jadaris
Oi mr I did put it somewhere intelligent! I just couldn't remember what it was that I had put in the place but I knew something was there but only after I had looked everywhere else and I did find it :)
And the rice was a packet of pilau rice so blah blah blah lots of added ingredients there, I'm attempting to blow a raspberry on my phone here ;p
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:08 pm
by D-Rider
Hanna ...... maybe a liberal application of
Veet to Nursie while he's sleeping ..... not that he'd be sleeping for long .... and not that he'd have any eyebrows to lick
(guess his must currently exceed Dennis Healy's by some inches if he can chew on them) or any other body hair after that.
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:12 pm
by Aladinsaneuk
you considered getting rid of the badger pubes then andy - you certainly do seem to know about this subject....
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:19 pm
by D-Rider
Aladinsaneuk wrote:you considered getting rid of the badger pubes then andy - you certainly do seem to know about this subject....
Doubtful - not worth bothering with a cure for a problem that doesn't exist.
And as for this Veet stuff - Kwackers posted up the educational material to being me up to speed
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:11 am
by Jadaris
I dont know if this needs to go here..... or in the Falco section as I dont know yet as to which it applies....
Basically I want to move my bike out of the garage but the fecker won't move.....
So far Ive checked that the wheel is on the right way and it is.
Ive checked that the brakes aren't stuck on and they aren't
Ive checked that theres nothing stuck behind the wheels to get in my way
Oooh it moves about 2 inches before it jams.... so for you men thats about a foot?????
Ideas please chaps...after all I did tell sam when I saw him that my bike would be on the road and considering I cant even move it more than 2 inches thats not doing too well, I didne say it would be road worthy..... but hey ho, I was going to get it MOT'd today but I went to buy a reflective sticker thing but I forgot my wallet so Ive pinched the one off Petes bike..... but I cant move my bike so I cant get it to be MOT's anyhows.....
HELP MY BIKE WONT MOVE
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:18 am
by D-Rider
errr - put it in NEUTRAL !
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:42 am
by Jadaris
Ah thanks
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:55 am
by Kwackerz
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:46 pm
by slickliner6
teehee hee hee hee....
bless ya.pmsl
