Priceless malteaser Moments, Volume 83, number 489

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Aladinsaneuk · #16 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:08 pm

Today's chestnut

Cannot find something so:

"did I put it somewhere intelligent?"

A long time later......

So that will be a no then....

BikerGran · #17 Post by **BikerGran** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:20 pm

Know what Pete?

I'm surprised you're not homeless.

Aladinsaneuk · #18 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:22 pm

As I can lick my eyebrows clean..... C

Jadaris · #19 Post by **Jadaris** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:31 pm

Oi mr I did put it somewhere intelligent! I just couldn't remember what it was that I had put in the place but I knew something was there but only after I had looked everywhere else and I did find it :)

And the rice was a packet of pilau rice so blah blah blah lots of added ingredients there, I'm attempting to blow a raspberry on my phone here ;p

D-Rider · #20 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:08 pm

Hanna ...... maybe a liberal application of Veet to Nursie while he's sleeping ..... not that he'd be sleeping for long .... and not that he'd have any eyebrows to lick (guess his must currently exceed Dennis Healy's by some inches if he can chew on them) or any other body hair after that.

Aladinsaneuk · #21 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:12 pm

you considered getting rid of the badger pubes then andy - you certainly do seem to know about this subject....

D-Rider · #22 Post by **D-Rider** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:19 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:you considered getting rid of the badger pubes then andy - you certainly do seem to know about this subject....

Doubtful - not worth bothering with a cure for a problem that doesn't exist.

And as for this Veet stuff - Kwackers posted up the educational material to being me up to speed

Jadaris · #23 Post by **Jadaris** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:11 am

I dont know if this needs to go here..... or in the Falco section as I dont know yet as to which it applies....

Basically I want to move my bike out of the garage but the fecker won't move.....

So far Ive checked that the wheel is on the right way and it is.
Ive checked that the brakes aren't stuck on and they aren't
Ive checked that theres nothing stuck behind the wheels to get in my way

Oooh it moves about 2 inches before it jams.... so for you men thats about a foot?????

Ideas please chaps...after all I did tell sam when I saw him that my bike would be on the road and considering I cant even move it more than 2 inches thats not doing too well, I didne say it would be road worthy..... but hey ho, I was going to get it MOT'd today but I went to buy a reflective sticker thing but I forgot my wallet so Ive pinched the one off Petes bike..... but I cant move my bike so I cant get it to be MOT's anyhows.....

HELP MY BIKE WONT MOVE

D-Rider · #24 Post by **D-Rider** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:18 am

errr - put it in NEUTRAL !

Jadaris · #25 Post by **Jadaris** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:42 am

Ah thanks

#26 Post by **Kwackerz** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:55 am

Made I larf that did. Thankyou

slickliner6 · #27 Post by **slickliner6** » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:46 pm

teehee hee hee hee....
bless ya.pmsl