'On Tour' Drinking Songs..

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Willopotomas · #1 Post by **Willopotomas** » Thu May 17, 2012 8:41 pm

Do any of you have a song/chant that accompanies a group while visiting various alcohol fueled events?

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Ours is;

We've got a reputation
for seducing little boys.
For raping old age pensioners,
and for steeling children's toys.

We're the perverts of the nation.
We're the c**nt's you'll never see.
We're a bunch of low down bastards,
and we come from COVENTRY!

COVENTRYYYYY, COVENTRYYYY etc etc

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I've not heard any others, so am wondering if it's just us.

D-Rider · #2 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu May 17, 2012 8:45 pm

...... may I point out that this is not necessarily an accurate description of all of us who live in Coventry!

(before Mr Pink-Hat jumps to conclusions)

#3 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu May 17, 2012 9:49 pm

Yaaarp..

This is some of my lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... vZfAs6rw24

Then we have various songs..

Father Abraham.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... JcNcJl-ZHI

JC.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiF7eJNs ... re=related

to name a couple.

There's quite a few...

BikerGran · #4 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:05 pm

In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales, and one of our refrains was

Four and twenty engines down from Inverness
When old Beeching axed them there was four and twenty less "

D-Rider · #5 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:14 pm

BikerGran wrote:In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales, and one of our refrains was

Four and twenty engines down from Inverness
When old Beeching axed them there was four and twenty less "

I'm more familiar with a version of that song which clearly substitutes Richard Branson's rail company for the more general "engines"

BikerGran · #6 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:16 pm

Thought you - and others - might be!

MartDude · #7 Post by **MartDude** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:22 pm

BikerGran wrote:In my youth I spent my weekends in a signal box at a narrow gauge railway in Wales,

Is that the train-spotters' equivalent of being on the naughty step?

BikerGran · #8 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:37 pm

Well the bignal sox was inhabited by me and five blokes - you can draw your own conclusions (they're probably more interesting than the truth)!

Aladinsaneuk · #9 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Fri May 18, 2012 5:07 am

so, is this the real reason for the trike???

(You all thought it - and you can slap me next week Bobbi! - and don't forget the air mattress!)

BikerGran · #10 Post by **BikerGran** » Sat May 19, 2012 11:57 am